...it's what's on my mind...
Yes please.I think they would know me by name within two days at the theater if this happened.
(Source: homofiction, via psyduckscience)
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.










